kissing fishie

Dear tom,

Let's get good at body paint.
















We'll be everyone's favorite besties at Shambhala.

Love,

kristen

aa

Dear tom,

Not only does American Apparel carry the same acronym as Alcoholics Anonymous but the people who can be categorized by either group may look relatively the same. Nobody loves unretouched and awkwardly shaped models like the artsy. Nothing is more unique (and thus more hip) than a really ugly person! Nowadays, you don't even have to settle for looking strange but you can procure all the strange clothes you need to accent your "goodies" in just one place. The things you can buy there are comparable to the things that Value Village turns away when they filter clothes. And then they come in all sorts of retarded colours like metallic paisley, vomit chrome or foil print.



















I'm pretty sure the swine flu scare isn't about the influenza at all but that it's actually about the horrible fashion choices sweeping the nation. Swine clothes and people who wear them are retarded.

Love,

kristen

ps! http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-an-American-Apparel-Model

two types of people

Dear tom,

Look at this cleverness I found:

"There are two groups of people in the world;
those who believe that the world can be
divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't. "

I hoped you got vertigo and goosebumps !

Love,

kristen

black people

Dear tom,

I can count the number of black friends I have on one hand. I've sought advice on how to acquire more.
















Love,

kristen

whore-oscopes

Dear tom,

Did you know every time I read horoscopes, I check Sagittarius before Scorpio? It's complete habit now.

Love,

kristen

soy-zombie

Dear tom,

Did you know vegan zombies eat other vegans?

Love,

kristen

girly anime

Dear tom,

Please give yamato nadeshiko shichi henge a look at. These are the highlights of the first three episodes:
1. lady death
2. she puts on a nazi soldier uniform
3. she's absolutely creepy and crazy
4. "goth lollies"





















I really hope I'm not letting you down on this recommendation. (Mostly because I just got really stoned last night, saw this and thought it was fantastic.)

If it's really shitty, we can both get stoned and watch it together and then it's fantastic anyways.

Love,

kristen