Not only does American Apparel carry the same acronym as Alcoholics Anonymous but the people who can be categorized by either group may look relatively the same. Nobody loves unretouched and awkwardly shaped models like the artsy. Nothing is more unique (and thus more hip) than a really ugly person! Nowadays, you don't even have to settle for looking strange but you can procure all the strange clothes you need to accent your "goodies" in just one place. The things you can buy there are comparable to the things that Value Village turns away when they filter clothes. And then they come in all sorts of retarded colours like metallic paisley, vomit chrome or foil print.
I'm pretty sure the swine flu scare isn't about the influenza at all but that it's actually about the horrible fashion choices sweeping the nation. Swine clothes and people who wear them are retarded.
Love,
kristen
ps! http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-an-American-Apparel-Model
