Sunday, January 17, 2010

bulk chips

Dear tom,

Like 5 cent candies, I've found a way to answer the age old question, "what should I eat now that I'm too stoned to move?"

I am going to start rallying people together to create high demand to buy chips in bulk. This way several flavours can be combined into one action-packed-snack-attack. Where else can you get cheetoes, ketchup chips and ruffles sour cream and onion? Where else will all your deep-fried potato fantasies come true? Nowhere ! At least, not unless my idea gets marketed.

love,

Kristen